Years ago, R. Emmet
Tyrell, conservative pundit and prankster, described the '70s as "The Great
Silliness."
Tyrell didn't know for
nothin'.
The "naughties" (as our British cousins like to call this decade) are truly the silly season. How else to explain the wing-nuts parading in Washington DC, waving signs decrying our "socialist" President--or "Nazi" depending on who is waving the AstroTurf banners--who just happens to be slightly to the right of Dick Nixon. How else to explain the current obsession with "Czars" roaming the halls of power. If not silliness, could it be calculated cynicism, based on the premise that the American population really is the booboise that H. L. Mencken accused us of being? Could it be that the press--who are supposed to check their facts and not just regurgitate stuff they are fed--are failing miserably at their jobs? You decide.
The Czar issue has been booming around the echo chamber otherwise known as talk radio and Fox News for a while now. Glenn Beck has cautioned that we are soon to be stripped of our freedoms by these Nazgul, no doubt ferried in black helicopters.
There are 32 of them we are told, with extraordinary authorities to menace our liberties. According to Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison of Texas, the 32 (an unprecedented number she intones) are, by their existence, a walking constitutional crisis. Representative John Boehner, House Minority Leader (whose name makes me wish Don Imus was still broadcasting on DC area radio) is equally alarmed.
Sheesh!
If 32 Czars is "unprecedented" it is only because George W. Bush blew past that number on his way to appointing 36. I don't remember an outcry back then.
"Czars" have been around at least as long as the Nixon administration. Actually they aren't really called Czars, except by media types who want to call them something snappy. Who after all wants to talk about a special advisor for automotive industry restructuring when you can say "Car Czar."
So the press creates the term, gets it into widespread use, and then trumpets "concern" about it implications...
By the way, Bush actually had more than 36 if you count up the "Assistants To" running around the Pentagon. By naming someone an Assistant to the Secretary of Defense, his administration could get around limits on the number of sub-cabinet level positions he could fill, and he could avoid Senate confirmation. Sort of like an "assistant to the regional manager," only with real power.
Oh yeah. Of Obama's unprecedented 32 Czars, nine were confirmed by the Senate. Their positions were fully vetted, as were their qualifications.
Like I said, Tyrell don't know for nothin'.
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